also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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