So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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