Acid is not a monday night drug
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
