32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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