Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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