i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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