You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
