Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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