fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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