The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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