Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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