Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
