Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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