true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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