i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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