Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Sorry about my life...
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
