if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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