so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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