Your face is a jimmy john
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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