Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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