just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
the raccoons are back...
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