I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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