If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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