Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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