no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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