I swear she didn't look like that last week.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
