awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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