Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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