let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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