I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My breasts were aching with rage.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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