the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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