Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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