It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We're too hungover to prance.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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