I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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