Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
