We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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