Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
they need to just BURY HIM!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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