normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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