Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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