In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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