is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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