is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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