I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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