The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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