My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
