you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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