So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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