im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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