I'm really into asian looking animals
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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