Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
