She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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