Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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