I have demons in me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize