after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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